Craig's List is a funny place:
Writer Needed Reply to: [redacted] Date: ...Task - write a biography/self help book.
This will be a book based on the trials and errors as well as life experiences of an individual.
What is required - Prior experience in writing. Must be detail oriented and have an appreciation of philosophy and a willingness to research self-help material.
THIS WILL BE PUBLISHEDCompensation is negotiable. Please email a writing sample and contact information.
I don't even know where to begin.
"THIS WILL BE PUBLISHED"
Because typing it in all caps will make it come true.
I LIVE IN A HOUSE MADE OF CHOCOLATE. I'll let you know how that turns out.