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Well, duh.

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World to writers: "Meh..."

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Novelist and poet Vikram Seth:

"I approve of staying with one's parents if you can pull that off," he said. "A dressing gown, a hot water bottle and some whisky, if you can procure it, are really all that you need, they are the absolute essentials for a writer."

He has some good advice, namely "just do it," but you have to choke down this tidbit to get to it:


"I was lucky enough that my parents were supportive of my decision to abandon my PhD at Stanford and take up residence in their house to do my writing even though not just the neighbors , even the domestic staff looked on me with a puzzled contempt."

Yeah, it's pretty tough when your domestic staff looks on you with contempt. He's preaching to the choir.

John Updike, 1932 - 2009.

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horses for loan.

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I'm hooked.

Aspire to write, land in jail.

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Checking a book out of the library to inspire teenagers to write. Free.

Getting arrested for not returning said book. Priceless.

Is anyone paying attention?

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Gizmodo:

Monty Python started a YouTube channel with tons of their sketches streaming for free. The included links to their DVDs at Amazon. The result was a whopping 23,000% increase in sales.

This is astounding. What's really astounding is that anyone is surprised by it. Free content whetting appetites. Is this really any different than going to the mall and passing the store handing out free samples of cheese and year-old sausage? Am I the only one who remembers the lines that free food gets you? Every media industry, especially publishing, needs to think about what they give away for free, what gains the public's interest, not how they can control control control content.

This NYTimes article discusses Will Ferrell's one-man Broadway show, "You're Welcome America." In the show Ferrell reprises his caricature of Ex-President Bush. The article includes this bit of inadvertent advice:

Mr. Ferrell said he had never received any feedback from Mr. Bush, which comes as a relief: "Not for fear that he would punch me in the face or anything, but more just to help me stay unbiased about how I play him." Mr. Ferrell's sense of Mr. Bush's personality is neither one-dimensional nor ideological; as he describes it, it sounds somewhat complicated.

"I kind of feel like he's someone who -- and I think this is documented -- he is someone who is seeking acceptance throughout his entire life, and finally got into the most prominent position of power in the world, and then thought 'My way or the highway,' " said Mr. Ferrell, who paused as he discussed Mr. Bush, choosing his words carefully rather than cracking jokes that might seem demeaning. "There are times when I was doing him and I thought, 'I kind of feel sorry for him.' But then I'd think, 'No, he's a grown man, he needs to be held accountable for what happened.' "

This is a perfect illustration of the writer's advice that you must love your characters, all of them, even the villains. Especially the villains. They must remain fully human to you despite flaws, more likely because of them. If you don't, your reader will see right through you and yell 'bullshit.' If you don't, your reader will know that you've created cardboard cut-outs and parodies for them to throw mud at, but they won't throw the mud at the characters. They'll throw it at you.

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